I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top massachusetts rendered in white and gray

rendered in white and gray with red text on the crumpled body panels

A green alien with large black almond-shaped eyes holds an open book against a starfield dotted with small white stars

Drawn butter really does change the stakes of any conversation

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I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top massachusetts rendered in white and grayKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.