Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champ - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Blocking shots on the celestial

Blocking shots on the celestial ice is apparently easier than getting people to read the source material

he's just proving he hasn't quit yet

Red horizontal stripes flank bold white text reading "GHOSTRIDER" with a white star centered beneath

Bold white text reads "I Have Mixed Drinks" above a vintage halftone pin-up illustration of a woman lounging inside an oversized coupe glass

with "Johnny Unitas'" in white script

Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champ - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Blocking shots on the celestialBigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation, and he's got the trophy to prove it. Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point. The Details: Brown vintage hand drawn Bigfoot strides mid step in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, carrying a golden trophy marked "1" in one hand and a white roll of toilet paper in the other, flanked by green pine trees. Bold golden yellow block