Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs Shoplifting a guitar from a

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

Opening in the mid-twentieth century

Zero ambition

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below

Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs Shoplifting a guitar from aNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters