Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ws Bowling alleys that stayed open

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

A larger distressed white line beneath reads "ELF" in a heavier

rendered with fine crosshatching reminiscent of an old agricultural manual

White script below continues "a 100 & Nothin'" with a golden-yellow swoosh accent underneath

Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ws Bowling alleys that stayed openLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch