Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt tacoma with hand-lettered script reading "Tur

with hand-lettered script reading "Tur Mai Kai" and "EXOTIC COCKTAILS" beside a hula dancer in a grass skirt

early mornings

once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

Rio Grande Rios baseball club took the diamond in Salt Lake City around 1900

Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt tacoma with hand-lettered script reading "TurAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun