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Fletch turned petty fraud into a membership perk with better dining options

Bold white text reads "LYNDHURST" followed by lighter-weight "SECURITY" on a single line

Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAM RUBY'S" at the top

A vintage hand-drawn anthropomorphic hammer character in white walks with one arm waving and the other carrying a bundle of nails

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

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