Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A rounded rectangular banner below

A rounded rectangular banner below the badge reads "ON ONE SKI" in distressed white block letters

flanked by gold laurel branches

and a pot of gold

but doing it and retiring to a tropical beach with champagne is art

" with "CHINATOWN" and "NEW YORK CITY" below between geometric borders

Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A rounded rectangular banner belowDILF printed across a dad's chest does exactly zero work as an acronym because every brain in the barbecue already finished that word six seconds ago. The wholesome subtitle underneath is just a doily thrown over the evidence. The Details: Large distressed white bubble style text reads "DILF" as the dominant element. Smaller matching rounded white text beneath reads "DEDICATED INVOLVED" above "& LOVING FATHER," all carrying a weathered vintage texture