Ack! Ack! - Unisex Sweatshirt st stokie with red script reading "Established

with red script reading "Established in 1905" below

Buck cornering that clown with a power drill is the most aggressive childcare strategy ever deployed by a man who reeks of cigars and pancake batter

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

" with wavy yellow lines

" and "LYONS" ring the outer border

Ack! Ack! - Unisex Sweatshirt st stokie with red script reading "EstablishedDiplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed. Slim Whitman's yodeling being humanity's last hope says everything. Inspired by Mars Attacks! The Details: Comic style illustration of a Martian in a glass dome helmet with an exposed brown brain, red eye, and green and red spacesuit, aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam. Bold white block