Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt genius 1987" centered beneath

1987" centered beneath

" Smaller golden-yellow text below reads "300 E

Everyone who objects has to say it out loud first

it gave working families a place to gather

born from the most underwhelming birthday gift in bandit history

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt genius 1987" centered beneathMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block