F-Bombs v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maui Red text "BIG" sits above

Red text "BIG" sits above large distressed blue block letters "KAHUNA" with red serif text "BURGER" below

but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in-law dinner

A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

Asking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect

F-Bombs v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maui Red text "BIG" sits aboveDropping F bombs got a military grade upgrade once somebody strapped a middle finger to every piece of ordnance in the payload. Diplomacy was never really on the flight plan. The Details: Olive green and orange cartoon bomber drawn in vintage military illustration style flies across the top, releasing a cascading payload of green bombs with orange stripes. Each bomb is marked with a white letter "F" and a small white cartoon hand extending a raised