John Matrix Lumber Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Bold black slab-serif uppercase text

Bold black slab-serif uppercase text reads "SPACEBALLS" in large letters

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts Paul Bunyan in a red flannel shirt and suspenders

and zero social calibration

0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly)

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Bold black slab-serif uppercase textRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text