Safety Third Fire - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S flanked by "ESTD" vertically on

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A hand-drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden-yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below

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Safety Third Fire - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S flanked by "ESTD" vertically onRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all