Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black centered with a weathered screen-print

centered with a weathered screen-print texture throughout

rendered with crosshatched engraving-style linework in white and gray ink

A cartoon portrait of a figure in white Jedi robes grips a blue lightsaber against a field of small white stars and sparkles

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Bold white chunky text reads "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAULK OUT" in a stacked two-line layout

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black centered with a weathered screen-printMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow