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Dialing 555-2368 means the yellow pages under "exterminators" didn't cover your particular problem

and every word on that sentence is technically about taxidermy if you squint hard enough

and a business partner who keeps showing up despite being very dead

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Rolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs

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