Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy " Membership in a jelly

" Membership in a jelly club somehow hits different when your Christmas bonus was a Jelly of the Month subscription

Distressed dark script text reads "Ray's" above bold golden-yellow lettering reading "MUSIC EXCHANGE

" beside a white stencil-art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1

blending mid-century tiki culture with small-town league nights

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Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy " Membership in a jellyRumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul de sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at