Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt dubuque with yellow script "Texarkana to

with yellow script "Texarkana to Atlanta" and "SINCE 1977" below

A gray illustration of a 19th-century batter in a wide stance is layered behind blue text reading "1877

celebrating the defunct golden era venues of yesteryear

" below the portrait

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Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt dubuque with yellow script "Texarkana toSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved