Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex T-Shirt lastdragon1 Apparently the holidays need more

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Arched distressed white text reads "VOORHEES" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1980" flanking a centered white hockey mask illustration with red chevron and accent markings

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Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex T-Shirt lastdragon1 Apparently the holidays need moreNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts