Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt berkeley A grey winged star emblem

A grey winged star emblem with a centered fighter jet silhouette sits at the top

"Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago

Ace's interrogation technique somehow remains the gold standard for detective work and romantic disappointment

Small white icons of a sneaker

A purple plum with baseball stitching

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt berkeley A grey winged star emblemGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A