American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria Gold serif text in a

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

wearing a green and white polka dot party hat

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

Inspired by the air duct scene featuring John McClane from Die Hard

Red horizontal stripes flank bold white text reading "GHOSTRIDER" with a white star centered beneath

American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria Gold serif text in aApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple