Take a Pitcher - Unisex Hoodie Size:M and it fools exactly nobody

and it fools exactly nobody

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Take a Pitcher - Unisex Hoodie Size:M and it fools exactly nobodyOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold