We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex Tank Top Size:M " A vintage hand-drawn batter

" A vintage hand-drawn batter in a striped uniform stands beside bold distressed text reading "CONVICTS" with a swooping underline

Crawling through a river of filth apparently earns you a small business license and boat insurance

" one in dark ink with a grin

A distressed yellow "#3" sits to the left of a golden-yellow halftone portrait of Kelly Leak in a baseball cap with a cigarette in his mouth

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex Tank Top Size:M " A vintage hand-drawn batterCombing the desert with an Ace brand comb is peak military compliance, the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo. Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top. Below, a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles,