Psstkt Eagle - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus accompanied by Memphis-style accents including

accompanied by Memphis-style accents including scattered dots

Earning your patch in the Loners Rebels BC requires surviving Large Marge and confirming the Alamo has no basement

Curved white retro hand-lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait

From Rampart to the rescue

and "okayest" just means the kids survived the visit

Psstkt Eagle - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus accompanied by Memphis-style accents includingBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold