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Diagonal yellow-and-black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

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Beaches loving you back is the kind of confidence that only works if nobody asks follow-up questions

Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex Sweatshirt real genius Diagonal yellow-and-black hazard stripe barPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads