Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L a green and white illustration

a green and white illustration of a caulking gun is angled diagonally with the nozzle pointing toward the upper right

Arched white hand-lettered cursive text reads "Namasleigh" in a groovy retro style

The word "BOMB" in giant red letters sold next to sparklers by a guy whose business license was a handshake and a folding table

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Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L a green and white illustrationRunning on a platform of throat ripping and philosophical bouncing is a bold strategy, but this ticket has already cleaned up every dive bar in Missouri. Foreign policy would be handled the same way as the pool table incident. Inspired by Road House. The Details: Blue text reads "VOTE" above large white text reading "Dalton" and blue text reading "Garrett," flanking two black and white halftone portraits of Dalton on the left and Wade Garrett on the