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Spilled marinara has the same emotional trajectory as a Saturday night blackout

Design inspired by Scut Farkus

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Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green Spilled marinara has the sameSanta's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve. Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department. The Details: Cream script text reads "Bitch Better Have My" above large bold decorative lettering reading "Cookies" in cream. A vintage posterized illustration of Santa Claus holding a chocolate chip cookie appears in muted red,