I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_bod Somewhere a marathon finisher is

Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal

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I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_bod Somewhere a marathon finisher isCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: