University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S holding an oversized hot dog

holding an oversized hot dog and a beer mug in front of the White House with fireworks and red

" A detailed black mid-century line art illustration depicts a resort pool scene surrounded by palm trees

Ranking jungles by difficulty like vacation destinations is peak Blain Cooper energy

Arched red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" above a white Polaroid-style bordered frame containing two red round ornament characters drawn in a 1930s rubber hose cartoon style

Dee's Hamburgers has been a Salt Lake City institution since 1932

University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S holding an oversized hot dogFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by