Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san francisco and a spotlight beam

and a spotlight beam

A parody Bears design inspired by Bill Swerski's Superfans skit

Stylized bowling pin line art in black

and Latin to a frontier gunfight

Arched white block text reads "BEER PONG" above a red Solo cup with a white ping pong ball landing in a yellow liquid splash

Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san francisco and a spotlight beampschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in