The Personal Record | Red Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic Shorts Size:L while you open a bottle

while you open a bottle of whiskey with your teeth

you just picked up your BFF and now mom is dropping you both off at the arcade

Why get just one pair of matching underwear when you can stack up to 9 pairs of underwear and save up to 25% while you're at it

v-day's an obligation for you to protect those baby makers at all costs

put your American Flag Beanie on and say a quick prayer

The Personal Record | Red Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic Shorts Size:L while you open a bottleSet a new personal record for yourself while wearing these red athletic shorts. I just set a PR for the amount of string cheese I can consume in a 24 hour period. It's 14 sticks, in case you were wondering.