Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Color:White one signed headshot

one signed headshot

but an open bar is eternal

the bottom turtle in lighter tan and green tones with detailed shell segments

Red gothic-style arched text reads "Wagon Wheel Bowl" across the top

Inspired by My Cousin Vinny

Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Color:White one signed headshotTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the