Novelty Fishing Lure Joke Gag Gift Moonshine XXX Hot Sauce Big Stick Dynamite child safety signs You're not a forest ranger

You're not a forest ranger until you don the uniform and wear this olive green hat

Maltese Cross symbol of protection with fire fighting symbols in the middle of the pen (known as the badge of honor)

outdoor laughs

The rocking ink blotter is a rocker design hand crafted from hardwood and stained a beautiful antique finish

The mustache Wall Hook measures 3" Tall

Novelty Fishing Lure Joke Gag Gift Moonshine XXX Hot Sauce Big Stick Dynamite child safety signs You're not a forest rangerWhy catch one fish at a time when you can blast a few hundred to the surface with this redneck fishing lure? Step 1: Carefully light fuse and toss lure into water. Step 2. You. HAUL: BUTT!! Step 3: After loud blast, return to fishing area and quickly gather fish. Step 4: After gathering fish, REPEAT step 2. Okay, so this isn't real dynamite, but this novelty practical joke does come with heat! Sure to get a few laughs and nods of approval from fellow